Ah, where to begin... Shall I start with how stunningly fabulous I am? Or how amazingly brilliant I can be? How about how drop dead gorgeous people tell me I am? And don't forget my generous modest streak.
No, actually, I'm just kidding. Im really only drop dead gorgeous, the rest was just a bluff... I actually reign supreme over my vast army of pygmy pandas that live in a remote secluded area of bamboo forest in the hills of Beijing. Being a dictator is a joyous experience, and I advise everyone to try it at least once in their life.
2 comments:
he is so cute.... I just want to eat him. Mmmmm, gummy bears.
*creepy*
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