A Modest Proposal

Currently I am sitting in English. After studying Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" and reading how his proposal to finishing the Irish potato famine by eating the year old infants, my teacher felt so inspired to have us do the same thing; except using current issues, instead of the potato famine.
After a few moments of thought, our group decided illegal immigration was a problem. Here was our solution:
We would first take the wall that is currently being built along the Mexican border, and then build a second wall about one hundred feet in front of it, (on the American side, of course). The second wall will be manned with our top snipers; poised and ready. Every time an 'illegal' (as they shall be dubbed) pops his head over the first wall, BAM!! Shot down. Now, inside this looooong strip will be pigs. And the pigs shall feed off the dead illegals, and grow fat. To boost our economy, we shall sell these fat and corpulent pigs to the Mexican government, labeling them as "organic! and homegrown!" Win-win!!